Saturday, 9 July 2011

Fecal Matter before 7 a.m.




            Oh goody, lucky me, again.  The rapturous sites that present themselves along the way, putting me in a state of calm, professional ease by the time I get to work.  A cast of ‘attractive’ men with socks pulled up to their crotches and guts hanging over their belts are strolling…yes STROLLING around the block at the crack of dawn.  Then I spy a nose picker at a stop sign.  Good, sound plan.  Great place to hide.  But then I am distracted by the nose picker because I see joggers skim their way across the sidewalk.  Thanks ladies, a great reminder that I haven’t exercised yet today.   Finally the icing on the cake, a stooping dog.  Then lots of stooping dogs…excellent…fecal matter before 7 a.m..  Actually, looking back it was a fairly exciting morning!

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